Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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