I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
