I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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