Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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