brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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