youre lurking in front of me
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
