Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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