Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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