: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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