I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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