Dual....:-)
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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