I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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