If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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