There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
