this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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