I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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