But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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