I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Text me some of your sweat
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