Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
two words...techno handjob
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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