hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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