You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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