adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I need a burrito and a hug.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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