3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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