she was so not down for the gang bang
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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