I need help removing her.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize
