why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think people are normalizing furries
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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