Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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