yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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