On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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