I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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