Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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