Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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