dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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