um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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