Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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