No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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