we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
you never un-have a 4some
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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