I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
did i just pee glitter
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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