i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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