I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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