I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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