ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I AM VODKA MAN
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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