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(409): View more from Texas

so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes

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(256): View more from Alabama

Did he leave or is he still there?

(334): View more from Alabama

He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.

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(206): View more from Washington

Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

At least he has family values.

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