Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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