North Korea, Best Korea!
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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