I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
