in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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