C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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