That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
