PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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