I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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