I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize