A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm really busy with my period
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