Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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