god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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