The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Boobs speak an international language.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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