No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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