I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
she peed on how many people?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize