Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
