We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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