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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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