i need an iv and a liver transplant
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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